BROWSER WARS
EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE

It is a period of civil war. Open Source spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Microsoft Empire.

During the battle, Mozilla spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the INTERNET EXPLORER 7, a tabbed browser with enough market share to destroy the entire open source movement.

Pursued by Microsoft’s sinister agents, BEN GOODGER races races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen code that can save his project and restore freedom (both libre and beer) to the internet…

Shamelessly stolen from Slashdot. I modded it ‘Funny’.